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--The Moon--

???: So, what do you think of the new base?

???: ...

???: Well?

???: *Coughs*

???: What, you don't like it?

???: *Gasps for air*

???: Well, come on, you don't have to be like that...

???: Nee... Nee...Ox...Oxygen...

???: You're hurting my feelings.

???: *Dies*

???: Well, just leave, if you hate it so much!

???: *Rots*

--Harlem, New Jersey--

Tom: Ok, so where do we star- Hey, he stole me wallet!

Price: Well, we should star- Hey, my car!

Tom: I'm not so sure about thi- Hey, my vocal cords!

Price: ...

Tom: As a scientologist, I get two- Gurgle!

Price: Okay, that's i- Hey, he stole Jupiter!

Tom: Flugrhi nurmf turghle jee!

Price: I completely agree.

Next time, on the Adventures of Thomas Cruise...

More Drama!
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Tom: Well, it's YOUR baby, Price!

Price: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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More ACTION!
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*Holds up TNT*

Tom: What's this?

Price: Why bother...
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MOAR SOAP!
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Indiana Soap: Two pair.

Tom: Well, I have a kitten.
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